A curated selection of wall art from Za Pizza
- ZABLAZZZKING
Our artist, anonymous perhaps to avoid the cops, has helpfully drawn a weed leaf. You can tell by the excessive enthusiasm that they have probably never actually smoked weed.
- “The Daddy Special”
Yes, I can tell this refers to some pizza topping combination. No, it did not help to exclaim “Daddy’s full”.
- Za 피자 (Pizza)
The artist clarifies “피자 means pizza. It’s Korean.” Hmph, very redundant. Almost like a young child with English as a second language. Almost.
- Maggie 4th grade
Screw you, Maggie! I'll have you know I completed 5th grade! Nary a mention of pizza! I bet you got on the wall because of nepotism!
- Za (pata)
The artist has drawn a portrait of Emiliano Zapata on a pizza, declaring on the side “¡Viva la revolución!” Damn, get ‘em hooked on class warfare young, I suppose.
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God help this guy if he goes through an actual mental health issue.