To end 2021, my friend U wanted us to build an easy, simple self-driving vehicle. After settling on the linorobot, we just needed to procure parts:

  1. Raspberry Pi
  2. (Xbox) Kinect sensor
  3. Some sort of chassis
  4. Other parts

After days of planning and execution, we ended up with: An inappropriate linorobot

Look at it! Obscene!! It looks like a dildo!!!

U called it “scuffed”. However, I call it “fuck-ass”,1 as in “WHY DID WE MAKE THIS FUCK-ASS DILDO BOT??!!”

Look, I won't blame anyone; we have a blameless culture here. SOMEONE has scuffed a fuck-ass rose absolute and wall shelf since, so I think they did it.


  1. A term I learned from a podcast episode ↩︎